Cerita Cerita Islami
1. 10 Jenis Solat Yang Tidak Diterima Oleh Alloh
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2. Pesan Alloh S.W.T Kepada Nabi Musa A.S
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3. Adzab Bagi Mereka Yang Meninggalkan Sembahyang
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4. Alloh S.W.T. Menolak 1 dari 3 Do'a Rosululloh S.A.W
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5. Al-Qur'an Sebagai Pembela Di Hari AKhirat
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6. Anak Kecil Yang Takut Api Neraka 1.2
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7.
Antara Sabar Dan Mengeluh
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8. Anjing ANjing Neraka
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9. Auj Bin Unuq Dibinasakan oleh Burung Hud-Hud
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10. Awan Mengikuti Orang yang Bertaubat
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11. Ayat Kursi Menjelang Tidur
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12. Balasan Meninggalkan Shola
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13. Bangunan yang Tidak Rusak Dan Pemilik Yang Tidak Bisa Mati
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14. Batu Batu Yang Aneh
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15. Bertani Di Syurga
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16. Bidadari Untuk Umar R.A
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17. Cinta Sejati Seorang Ibu Terhadap Anak-Anaknya
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18. Rasulullah S.A.W Mendatangi Kafilah Dagang
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19. Dipotong Tanganya Karena Memberi Sedekah
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20. Fathimah az-zahra rha dan Gilingan Gandumx
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21. Gunung Menangis Takut Tergolong Batu Api Neraka
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22. Gurau dan Canda Rasulullah S.A.W
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23. Hikmah Berbakti Pada Orang Tua
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24. Hikmah Meninggalkan Bicara Bohong
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25. Jangan Menyiksa Diri
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26. Jenazah Menjadi Babi Hutan
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27. Jibril A.S Kerbau, Kelelawar dan Cacing
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28. Juru Dakwah Yang Tidak Gentar
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29. Kain Kafan Rasulullah S.A.W
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30. Kamar Kamar di Syurga
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31. Kambing Dan Alat tenun
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32. Kasih Sayang Allah S.W.T
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33. Keberaniaan Sa'ed Bin Abu Waqqash R.A
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34. Kelebihan Ayat Kursi
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35. Kejujuran Seorang Saudagar permata
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36. Kelebihan Umat Rasulullah S.A.W Menurut Pandangan Nabi Adam
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37. Kesabaran Seorang perempuan Yang Dirasuk
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38. Kisah Asal Usul Bekas Tapak Kaki Nabi Muhammad S.A.W
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39. Kisah Asal Usul Hajar Aswad
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40. Kisah Berkah di Sebalik Membaca Bismillah
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41. Kisah Berpisahnya Roh Dari Jasad
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42. Kisah Binatang Yang Bernama QUraisy
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43. Kisah Bumi Dan Langit
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44. Kisah Dari Kitab Allah Yang Dulu
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45. Kisah Kelebihan Bershalawat Kepada Rasulullah S.A.W
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46. Kisah Kelebihan Berpuasa Pada 10 Muharram/Assyura Dan Peristiwa2 Yang Terjadi Pada Bulan Tersebut
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47. Kisah Lukman Al-Hakim Dengan Telatah Manusia
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48. Kisah Lima Perkara Aneh
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49. Kisah Malaikat Jibril Dan Mikail Menangis
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50. Kisah Nafsu Yang Degil Pada Perintah Allah
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51. Kisah Nabi Shalleh AS dan Unta Dari Batu KIsah Neraka Jahannam
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53. Kisah Pemuda Beribu Bapakkan Babi
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54. Kisah pemuda Yang Bernama Uzair
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55. Kisah Pendeta Yang Insaf
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56. Kisah Perlawanan ANtara Seorang pemuda Dan Iblis
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57. Kisah Seekor Ulat Dengan Nabi Daud A.S
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58. Kisah Si Pemalas Dengan Abu Hanifah
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59. Kisah Seorang Kristen Masuk ISlam Sebab Memuliakan Assyura'
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60. Kisah Tempat Tinggal Ruh
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61. Kisah Unta Yang Menggagalkan Rencana Abu Jahal Untuk Membunuh Rasulullah S.A.W
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62. Kisah Wali Allah Yang Sholat Di Atas Air
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63. Kisah Kubur Berkata Saat Jenazah Fatimmah Az-Zahra Akan DImakamkan
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64. Kisah Kurma Madinnah
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65. 15 Bukti Keimanan
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66. Mabuk Didalam Cinta Kepada Allah
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67. Makanan Dari Hasil Tilik
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68. Kisah Mangkuk Yang Cantik Madu dan Sehelai Rambut
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69. Manusia Berhadapan Dengan 6 Persimpangan
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70. Kisah Mayat Bangun Dari Kubur
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71. Menahan Lapar Semalaman Karena Menghormati Tamu
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72. Minum Arak Puncak Segala Kejahatan
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73. Nabi Idris Dan Pedoman Hidup
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74. Nabi Ilyas A.S Dan Malaikat
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75. Nabi SUlaiman A.S dan Seekor Semut
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76. Nama-Nama Syurga Dan Neraka
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77. Niat Taubat Menukar Arak Dengan Madu
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78. Orang Yang Paling Berani
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79. Pahala Membantu Tetangga Dan Anak Yatim
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80. Pahala Sebanyak Bintang Di Langit
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81. Pahlawan Neraka
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82. Penderitaan yang Dialami Oleh Abu Hurairah
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83. PerCakapan Antara Rasulullah S.A.W Dengan Iblis
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84. Percakapan Nabi Musa A.S Dengan Tuhan
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85. Permohonan Si Miskin Dan Si Kaya
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86. Rahasia Khusyuk Dalam Sholat
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87. Rasulullah S.A.W dan Seoarang Arab Badu'i
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88. Rasulullah S.A.W Dan Uang 8 Dirham
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89. Rasulullah S.A.W Dan pengemis Buta
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90. Rela Dimasukkan Kedalam Neraka
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91. Riak Memusnahkan Pahala
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92. Saudara Mara Kekayaan Dan Amal
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93. Seorang Anak Membantah Perintah Ayahnya
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94. Suara Syaitan Yang Menggoda Iman
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95. Mati Syahid Setelah Mengucapkan Syahadat
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96. Tanda Tanda Kiamat
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97. Tidak Akan Masuk Neraka Orang Yang Menangis Karena Takut Allah
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98. 7 Macam Pahala Yang Dapat Dinikmati Setelah Mati
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99. Unta Menjadi Hakim
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100. Wahyu Ter Akhir Kepada Rasulullah S.A.W
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Bahasa Jawa
1. Kamus-kamus Jowo sing Lucu
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2. Primbon Jowo Nate Kondo
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3. Parik'an lan Tembung2 Jowo
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4. Gojekan lan Guyonan Jowo
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5. Cerito-Cerito ing Boso Jowo (sedulur loro)
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6. Sinonim lan ukoro jowo
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7.
Jenenge lan jenise Anak Kewan, godong lsp.
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8. Cerito Lucu bab Sholat
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9. Paribasan Jowo
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10. Judul Film Sing Artine Boso Jowo
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11. Judul Lagu Sing Artine Boso Jowo
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12. Sifate Sawijineng wong iku Iso didelok songko carane ngentut
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13. Boso Jowo ki boso kang sugih
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14. Pitutur jowo ojo dilalekno
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15. Manungso
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16. Dunyo iki wes Tuo
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17. Wolak Walik Ing Jaman
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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Judul Film Hollywood dalam Bahasa Jawa

Artikel iki mung sekedar dinggo ngibur ati ae, dinggo guyonan, lan nambah wawasan... hehehe ^ ^, Tibak'e boso jowo ki akeh sing nggunakne, buktine wong londho ae nyiptakne judul filem nganggo boso jowo (artine)... ora percoyo?
iki buktine: 
1. Die Hard — Matine Angel
2. Die Hard II — Matine Angel Tenan
3. Die Hard III With A Vengeance — Kowe Kok Ra mati-mati yo?
4. Enemy at the gates — Musuhe Wis Tekan Gapuro
5. Batman Forever — Ngembat Saklawase
6. Remember the Titans — eling Titan-titan
7. Bad Boys — Bocah-bocah Uelek
8. Sleepless in Seattle — Keturon neng Seattle
9. Lost in Space — Ilang Nang Awang-awang
10. X-Men — Wong Lanang Saru
11. X-Men 2 — Wong Lanang Saru Banget
12. X-Men 3 (Belum dirilis) — Aming
13. Cheaper by Dozen — Tumbas Selusin Langkung Murah
14. The Cooler — Selot Adem
15. Paycheck — Kasbon
16. Independence Day — Pitulasan
17. The Day After Tomorrow — Sesuk Emben
18. Die Another Day — Modare Ojo Saiki
19. There is Something About Marry — Meri Ono apa-apane
20. Silence of the Lamb — Wedhuse Mutung
21. All The Pretty Horses — Jarane Ayu-ayu
22. Planet of the Apes — Planete Wong Apes
23. Gone in Sixty Second — Minggat Sak cepete
24. Original Sin — Dosa Tenanan
25. Mummy Returns — Mami-mami podo Mudik
26. The Abyss — Entek-entekan
27. Copycat — Kopi Kucing (nggo konco Sego Kucing)
28. Seabiscuit — Klethikan Neng Laut
29. Freddy vs Jason — gelut
30. Terminator — Terminal Montor
31. How To Lose A Guy in 10 Days — Ya opo Carane Megat Wong Lanang mung 10 Dino
32. Lord Of The Ring — pedagang akik…
33. Deep Impact — Ngantem Njero
34. Million Dollar Baby — Genjik Regone Sayuto
35. Blackhawk Down — Manuk ireng kenek bedhil
36. Saving Private Ryan — Ngelesi privat mas rian (pancene gobol tenan opo?)
37. Dumb and Dumber — Wong Goblok lan guoooblok tenan

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