Cerita Cerita Islami
1. 10 Jenis Solat Yang Tidak Diterima Oleh Alloh
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2. Pesan Alloh S.W.T Kepada Nabi Musa A.S
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3. Adzab Bagi Mereka Yang Meninggalkan Sembahyang
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4. Alloh S.W.T. Menolak 1 dari 3 Do'a Rosululloh S.A.W
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5. Al-Qur'an Sebagai Pembela Di Hari AKhirat
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6. Anak Kecil Yang Takut Api Neraka 1.2
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7.
Antara Sabar Dan Mengeluh
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8. Anjing ANjing Neraka
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9. Auj Bin Unuq Dibinasakan oleh Burung Hud-Hud
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10. Awan Mengikuti Orang yang Bertaubat
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11. Ayat Kursi Menjelang Tidur
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12. Balasan Meninggalkan Shola
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13. Bangunan yang Tidak Rusak Dan Pemilik Yang Tidak Bisa Mati
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14. Batu Batu Yang Aneh
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15. Bertani Di Syurga
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16. Bidadari Untuk Umar R.A
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17. Cinta Sejati Seorang Ibu Terhadap Anak-Anaknya
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18. Rasulullah S.A.W Mendatangi Kafilah Dagang
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19. Dipotong Tanganya Karena Memberi Sedekah
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20. Fathimah az-zahra rha dan Gilingan Gandumx
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21. Gunung Menangis Takut Tergolong Batu Api Neraka
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22. Gurau dan Canda Rasulullah S.A.W
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23. Hikmah Berbakti Pada Orang Tua
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24. Hikmah Meninggalkan Bicara Bohong
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25. Jangan Menyiksa Diri
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26. Jenazah Menjadi Babi Hutan
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27. Jibril A.S Kerbau, Kelelawar dan Cacing
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28. Juru Dakwah Yang Tidak Gentar
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29. Kain Kafan Rasulullah S.A.W
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30. Kamar Kamar di Syurga
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31. Kambing Dan Alat tenun
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32. Kasih Sayang Allah S.W.T
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33. Keberaniaan Sa'ed Bin Abu Waqqash R.A
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34. Kelebihan Ayat Kursi
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35. Kejujuran Seorang Saudagar permata
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36. Kelebihan Umat Rasulullah S.A.W Menurut Pandangan Nabi Adam
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37. Kesabaran Seorang perempuan Yang Dirasuk
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38. Kisah Asal Usul Bekas Tapak Kaki Nabi Muhammad S.A.W
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39. Kisah Asal Usul Hajar Aswad
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40. Kisah Berkah di Sebalik Membaca Bismillah
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41. Kisah Berpisahnya Roh Dari Jasad
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42. Kisah Binatang Yang Bernama QUraisy
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43. Kisah Bumi Dan Langit
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44. Kisah Dari Kitab Allah Yang Dulu
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45. Kisah Kelebihan Bershalawat Kepada Rasulullah S.A.W
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46. Kisah Kelebihan Berpuasa Pada 10 Muharram/Assyura Dan Peristiwa2 Yang Terjadi Pada Bulan Tersebut
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47. Kisah Lukman Al-Hakim Dengan Telatah Manusia
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48. Kisah Lima Perkara Aneh
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49. Kisah Malaikat Jibril Dan Mikail Menangis
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50. Kisah Nafsu Yang Degil Pada Perintah Allah
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51. Kisah Nabi Shalleh AS dan Unta Dari Batu KIsah Neraka Jahannam
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53. Kisah Pemuda Beribu Bapakkan Babi
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54. Kisah pemuda Yang Bernama Uzair
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55. Kisah Pendeta Yang Insaf
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56. Kisah Perlawanan ANtara Seorang pemuda Dan Iblis
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57. Kisah Seekor Ulat Dengan Nabi Daud A.S
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58. Kisah Si Pemalas Dengan Abu Hanifah
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59. Kisah Seorang Kristen Masuk ISlam Sebab Memuliakan Assyura'
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60. Kisah Tempat Tinggal Ruh
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61. Kisah Unta Yang Menggagalkan Rencana Abu Jahal Untuk Membunuh Rasulullah S.A.W
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62. Kisah Wali Allah Yang Sholat Di Atas Air
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63. Kisah Kubur Berkata Saat Jenazah Fatimmah Az-Zahra Akan DImakamkan
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64. Kisah Kurma Madinnah
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65. 15 Bukti Keimanan
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66. Mabuk Didalam Cinta Kepada Allah
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67. Makanan Dari Hasil Tilik
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68. Kisah Mangkuk Yang Cantik Madu dan Sehelai Rambut
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69. Manusia Berhadapan Dengan 6 Persimpangan
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70. Kisah Mayat Bangun Dari Kubur
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71. Menahan Lapar Semalaman Karena Menghormati Tamu
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72. Minum Arak Puncak Segala Kejahatan
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73. Nabi Idris Dan Pedoman Hidup
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74. Nabi Ilyas A.S Dan Malaikat
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75. Nabi SUlaiman A.S dan Seekor Semut
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76. Nama-Nama Syurga Dan Neraka
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77. Niat Taubat Menukar Arak Dengan Madu
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78. Orang Yang Paling Berani
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79. Pahala Membantu Tetangga Dan Anak Yatim
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80. Pahala Sebanyak Bintang Di Langit
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81. Pahlawan Neraka
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82. Penderitaan yang Dialami Oleh Abu Hurairah
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83. PerCakapan Antara Rasulullah S.A.W Dengan Iblis
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84. Percakapan Nabi Musa A.S Dengan Tuhan
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85. Permohonan Si Miskin Dan Si Kaya
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86. Rahasia Khusyuk Dalam Sholat
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87. Rasulullah S.A.W dan Seoarang Arab Badu'i
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88. Rasulullah S.A.W Dan Uang 8 Dirham
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89. Rasulullah S.A.W Dan pengemis Buta
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90. Rela Dimasukkan Kedalam Neraka
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91. Riak Memusnahkan Pahala
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92. Saudara Mara Kekayaan Dan Amal
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93. Seorang Anak Membantah Perintah Ayahnya
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94. Suara Syaitan Yang Menggoda Iman
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95. Mati Syahid Setelah Mengucapkan Syahadat
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96. Tanda Tanda Kiamat
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97. Tidak Akan Masuk Neraka Orang Yang Menangis Karena Takut Allah
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98. 7 Macam Pahala Yang Dapat Dinikmati Setelah Mati
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99. Unta Menjadi Hakim
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100. Wahyu Ter Akhir Kepada Rasulullah S.A.W
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Bahasa Jawa
1. Kamus-kamus Jowo sing Lucu
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2. Primbon Jowo Nate Kondo
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3. Parik'an lan Tembung2 Jowo
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4. Gojekan lan Guyonan Jowo
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5. Cerito-Cerito ing Boso Jowo (sedulur loro)
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6. Sinonim lan ukoro jowo
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7.
Jenenge lan jenise Anak Kewan, godong lsp.
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8. Cerito Lucu bab Sholat
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9. Paribasan Jowo
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10. Judul Film Sing Artine Boso Jowo
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11. Judul Lagu Sing Artine Boso Jowo
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12. Sifate Sawijineng wong iku Iso didelok songko carane ngentut
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13. Boso Jowo ki boso kang sugih
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14. Pitutur jowo ojo dilalekno
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15. Manungso
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16. Dunyo iki wes Tuo
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17. Wolak Walik Ing Jaman
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Saturday, June 4, 2011

Kamus Bahasa Jawa

Ayo Percaya Diri dengan Bahasa Jawa

Basa jawa kuwi sawijining basa sing adiluhung ana ing ndonya. Kalebu basa sing paling angel dipelajari dening wong sak liyane wong jawa. Aku tau maca ana ing sawijining artikel nang internet, basa kang paling angel dipelajari kuwi jarene basa rusia, basa arab, karo basa jawa. Basa jawa angel amarga tingkatan bahasane akeh. Ana ngoko, ngoko kasar, ngoko alus, krama, krama madya, krama inggil, lan krama kadaton. Malah guruku ngaji tau ngomong, basa arab kuwi luwih pas diartekne nang basa jawa tinimbang nang basa Indonesia, amarga akehing kosakata ana ing basa jawa. Conto gampange coba artekna basa jawa “kunduran truk”… Kunduran ora ana basa Indonesiane to??
Ana aturan utawa tata kramaning pangucapan basa jawa. Contone, ngomong karo wong sing luwih sepuh kudu nganggo basa krama inggil. Nanging wektu mbasakke awake dhewe, ora entuk nggo basa krama inggil, contone “Kula badhe dhahar”, utawa “kula badhe siram”.. Kuwi salah lan kowe mesthi digeguyu yen ngomong kaya ngono karo wong tuwa-tuwa. Yen arep mbasake awake dhewe kudu nganggo krama madya wae, contone “kula badhe nedhi/nedha”, lan “kula badhe adus”.. Akeh bocah-bocah jaman saiki sing ora ngerti bab iki.
Kamus Popular Bahasa Inggris – Jawa
kagem kanca-kanca ingkang badhe tindak luar negeri, mbok menawi bingung mbasa-aken pisuhan lan basa liyane, menika wonten sekedhik kamus ingkang saged mbiyantu panjenengan sami.. mugia manfaat
1. yes mother dont do that: Yo mbok ojo ngono..
2. your head = enDhas mu..
3. your eyes = Matamu…
4. your bald head = GUNDUL MU !!
5. your knees falling down = Dengkulmu anjlog !!
6. your bellybutton on fire = Udhelmu kobong !!

7. your auntie’s money = duwite mbokdemu tah ?
8. your grandfather money = Duwite mBahmu !!
9. your auntie teach you about that? = mbokdemu sing ngajari yoo??
10.your mother goalkeeper = makmu kiper …
11.like that yes like that but don’t be like that = ngono yo ngono ning ojo
ngono
12. my body is not delicious today = awakku lagi gak enak.
13.your face far away = raimu adoh (muke lu jauh!!)
14.your lips = lambemu
Tembung sanesipun ingkang umum:
a. your bellybutton turn up = udelmu bodong
b. your head smell gum benzoin = nDhasmu mambu menyan
c. cricket !!! = jangkrik/diancuk
d. your head was blown = ndasmu njeblug
e. your eyes blind = matamu picek
f. wanna eat your head = Tak kletak ndasmu !
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